I need a website for my online portfolio, i want a .co.uk domain, it needs to support MySQL, aspx, php, html and css (obviously), should have high or unlimited bandwidth, and a decent amount of web space

Whats the best paid hosting site and plan to go with?

Is there any great free hosting service where i can get lots of features link script installer for CMS like Joomla 1.5, pop3 smtp email accounts, php, ftp, sufficient web space. over all it should be the best one among all the free web hosting solutions. plz dont send unnecessary answers like "I dunno", "thats not possible" or like tht. thanks i advance guys